Warning: They Do Not Squeak

Flopsy Heels By Irregular Choice

Death by Party | Flopsy Heels By Irregular Choice

I’m going to be honest; there’s pretty much NOTHING about these shoes that I don’t love.  Powder blue with polka dots? Check. Vintage piping and laces? Check, check. Is that a faux snakeskin lining??? Check that. Bunnies?!? Oh shit! That’s a bunny heel. These shoes will complement literally everything in my wardrobe. I can’t quite put my finger on it but they absolutely embody my personal style- a delicate blend of 70’s porn star and elementary school outcast. I’m buying these. Immediately.

Hold up- they don’t squeak when you step on them? Never mind.

-Courtney Shayne

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One Response to “Warning: They Do Not Squeak”

  1. Sarah says:

    OH MY FUCKING GOD! WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT

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