Sasquatch: A Vagina Story

Squishy Monster Fishy! Monster Chair By Jason Goh

Death by Party | Squishy Monster Fishy! Monster Chair By Jason Goh

Not too long ago I was trolling through the free movie section of my on demand and stumbled across, “Yeti: A Love Story” available for viewing on the Troma channel. I don’t know how you were raised, but where I come from when you see a movie title like that, you watch it. What followed was the absolute most magical hour or so of my life. I won’t spoil it for you but it included inter-species breast feeding, lizard boys, homosexual sexual sacrifice in a cult setting, monks, lots of random and unexplained boob shots, a yeti penis doused in fake blood, light lesbian action and an overall theme of love and acceptance if you’re a dude who likes getting it from a terrorizing (but tender) mythical forest creature. Mind. Blown.

Anyway, henceforth the Squishy Monster Chair by Jason Goh shall be known as: “Sasquatch: A Vagina Story”

-Courtney Shayne

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