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Fuck Yeah Alison Bries Boobs (The Site)

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We all sell ourselves in some form or another.  Growing up short and fat exposes one to the horrible truths this world has to offer.  Any time I’ve applied for a job at a restaurant you could be certain they weren’t bringing me to the front of the house.  At least if you’re a midget you can be fetishized by certain delegations.  There’s always a midgety gimmick where they can stick their midgety paws into.  Whether it be running amuck in a circus tent, hired by Carlos and Charlie’s to pour tequila shots down the mouths of thirsty coeds, or being type-casted in a medieval-based show or movie; one thing is certain, ‘little people’ have perks.

It’s kind of like the bizarro version of being a girl that has a nice set of breasts, an added attribute that can mark the difference between being a homeowner or a housekeeper.  Many a girl has gone under the knife but very few can actually make the best of the situation.  For one, your typical breast implant leaves nasty scars under the boob.  It can also make the boobs face in opposite directions, look completely detached from the body, or even worse give the appearance that one boob is bigger than the other.  Each could be a problem in the bikini-wearing, jet-setting, sugar-daddy searching world of wannabe models.  However in the corporate world, the genius makers of expensive bras have figured out how to manipulate even the most endangered plastic surgery procedure.

Alison Brie’s boobs, as featured on the tumblr site: fuckyeahalisonbriesboobs, have (and provide) plenty to be thankful for.  First off, they’re real.  More importantly, they’re not on the body of a midget or even a wannabe model.  Best of it all, they’re merely a supporting cast to an actress that has talent.  While they may have gotten her through the door, she found her own way to get into our hearts.  If you want to see more of Alison you can find her on the show Community or in theaters and if you simply want to perv out on her career-makers, follow this creepy tumblr.

By Lou Cervantes

Photos courtesy of http://fuckyeahalisonbriesboobs.tumblr.com

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