Flask My Ass

Chanel Calf Skin Flask

Death by Party | Metal Flask In Calf Skin By Chanel

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If one were inclined to nitpick, Chanel, one might point out that this is somehow less a flask and more a canteen. Perhaps you’ve decided to name it the “flask in metal with calfskin cover” because it sounds sexier. Perhaps you have overlooked the implicit sexiness of a mess kit. What says now, fresh, desirable and luxurious like an all in one, on the go feeding station? Next year’s most fashion-forward Girl Scouts won’t dare leave for camp without this “flask” in her satchel. Chanel, you’ve missed a marketing opportunity with this one…

-Tricky Pitcher

 

 

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