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Old Man Busted Masturbating At McDonalds

Death by Party | I Relate To The Old Man Busted Masturbating At McDonalds

After reading this story I’ve proposed who to blame and how we can ban this from ever happening again:

1) Blame God
You know, the old man with the white beard that lives in a cloud. He’s the one who gave men erect penises. How come he didn’t give his angels erect penises? How many angels do you see flying around with boners in the Sistine Chapel?

2) Cut off all hands of men at birth
Hands; who needs them. After all, idle hands are the devil’s playground. If you never had hands, you’d never have to worry about performing the works of that ‘llittle red guy downstairs’ with a pitchfork.

3) Make people have to walk into McDonalds
It’s bad enough their food makes us lazy and fat, at least make us earn it. They should also make us memorize everything on the menu and put it into a rhyme like they did in the 80’s, it may even make America smarter. Being fat and lazy is bad enough, the last thing we need is being stupid.
I’m sure if we take these three simple steps we’ll never have to worry about horny old men trying to get McDonald’s cashiers to touch their wrinkled willies.

By Lou Cervantes

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